Least action in all of Nashville is at the strip club

Walked over from my hotel and used the emailed coupon for entry, the cashier lady did ask how I arrived as I did notice on the coupon it ate not valid if you Uber over which is a little weird but don’t think they are overly paying attention. Got two drink coupons, obviously BYOB place so used for a water which I got the saddest little cup of water but whatever.

When you walk in the stage is to the left, with the dancer well separated from the seats to ensure no touching. On the far left when you walk in there are some spots for dances as well as along the far right side. If you go down the hallway to the bar the restrooms are on the left and another smaller stage that wasn’t being used this night was down there.

I sat down to watch some dances and fairly quickly in got approached for a dance from a cute faced blond who was leaning over to my table/chair so I didn’t get a full look at her figure but looked cute enough so why not. They constantly are doing different lap dance “specials” But had just got there and sat down so not certain my first dance was discounted or not but it was $25. I walk to the back while facing the stage and get my fully clothed no touching lap dance and realize the lady that had leaned over was 7+ months pregnant. Not my thing so tried to enjoy it as much as possible. After one dance I settle up and go and sit down, get approached by a couple okay looking girls but pass. They end up doing a line up and one girl is just absolutely my type, fit great body, an ass that you tell she puts in work at the gym and great b/c cup boobs. After the line up they all parade around trying to get someone to do a LP dance for $20, I decided even though pretty restrictive I’d go for another. Enjoyed the dance she was really sweet and from a small town, huge tease though not being able to engage or touch at all and would have probably gone for a second dance but she got called up on stage for the next dance so finished and settled up. Hung out for another couple songs but after testing out two different dancers realized there wasn’t much point in hanging around and had an early flight out the next morning. Probably would have had more luck down on broadway for some fun. Now I know for next time.