Waste of time

So I get out of work early and debated a visit to DB's (local watering hole with bikini clad bartenders), Twin Peaks, or a strip club. Decided I had not been to Hustler in quite some time and figured there could be some talent there looking for some last minute pre-Christmas cash so I headed across the river to satisfy my craving for some lap dances or at least some hands on stage side fun.

I arrived at about 1 pm but had to sit in the parking lot for about 20 mins to take a work related call. During that time I saw at least 4 patrons walk in and immediately come out and leave the lot. I was thinking either they weren't open yet or there were no dancers working yet. Yet there were many cars in the lot so I figured there must be something happening in there. After my call I went into the lobby and the young lady behind the counter explained to me that there were no dancers working yet and admission was free unless I intended to get dances later in which case a wrist band was $7. I said I'd play that by ear and went inside to have a beer.

I sat at the bar and ordered a $6 beer. There were three other guys sitting around the bar and one guy seated at a table. Music was playing and I watched the poker on TV while drinking my beer. After about 20 mins a fairly thin blonde dancer came out. The bar is kind of far from the stage so I couldn't see too much detail but she looked pretty good from afar. I was about to head to the stage for her second song when she was called off the stage for another dancer...some kind of mix up with the rotation which was pre-programmed into the sound system.