The double hustle.

I was picking up a buddy from the airport and wanted to hit up a club after. I left a little early to do some recon on LS first before he arrived. I was quickly approached by a huge naturals thick American girl and her kinda fugly skinny friend, who sat to the side and didn't talk much. The thick girl was really attractive and explained the rates, which match the other reviews, and asked if I wanted to get VIP for the evening. I said I was only going to be there for a short while, as I was picking up a friend, but planning on coming back. She asked if I was going to get any dances before I left, and I said that I would. She said that she does 3 for 100, but that I could "touch anywhere". I prefer the 20/dance rate of course, but knowing that I could touch right off the bat sounded pretty good.

We chatted for a few more minutes, the skinny friend not saying much. She asked if I was ready for a dance. I said yes, and asked where we were going for the dances, she said unless I paid for the VIP, which was literally just benches next to the wall, that it would be right there at the table. First off, the non-cabana VIP is overpriced, and not at all private. Every other club I've been to, wall booth/benches are just a normal non-upcharged lap dance area. I declined VIP because I wasn't going to be there long, and wasn't sure if my buddy wanted to go there. But I did want a few dances before I left. I said I was ready, and I was expecting the 3 for 100 deal. She starts dancing, and what do you know, her skinny friend joins in out of nowhere. I hadn't discussed rates with her and we had barely spoken.

They finish a really terrible, short, doubles dance, and want their $30x2. I hand over the $60 and immediately leave.