The night before Clitmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town, all the hookers were stirring, I found it impossible to frown. Beautiful women surround me, I offer one a drink. She shows me her gratitude by sticking my finger in her pink. We sit at the table, toungs swirling about, I think of nailing her upstairs and hearing her shout. 70 dollars later and a viagra before we go... (it's all the hope I have for my little chode). We make our way up the everlasting stairs, I cant help but ponder about fucking her bare. Step after step her ass jiggles like jello, my penis wakes up with a stiff and friendly "hello!". Finally at my door, could it really be true? I'll be fucking this 10 and she'll be sucking me too! We step in my room, she lays across my bed, the excitement is too much to handle for my little head. As she's slurping and gagging upon my hard cock, I put my hand on her pussy and spread my fingers like I'm Spock. With her labia open wide and our juices flowing like Niagra, I contemplate if I truly needed that little blue viagra. A change of positions: "to cowgirl" she says, she rides me like Rudolph, the sleigh is our bed. My chimney throbs and my body rumbles, I cannot hold back! My willpower crumbles... Oh god oh yes, oh baby oh dear, its building in my balls, my cumming is near! On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Blitzen, my present is delivered all over this thick latina vixen. I did what I wanted and covered her with my seed, it really was a white Christmas indeed!(PSA I do not have a chode)

With that little abomination aside, I will get to my brief review. Many may know (based on my prior comments) about my disdain for Hong Kong. My hatred, which stems from the irritating meseros and sharky women, was set aside this Christmas eve as fell into a jolly and redemptive mood due to the holidays. The club has, in my small and insignificant opinion, the most appealing environment in all of la zona - both in terms of the layout as well as the music (mostly rap). I'm going to skip the details about club layout specifics as there are 10000s of reviews that I would most likely be repeating. As I walked into the club, I made it my mission to not linger about since that's just asking for unwanted harassment from the waiters. After a quick lap around the land, I decided to disclose my indecent proposal upon a solid 8 hanging around the bar (named C) who made my sleigh bells jingle and my ding dong tingle. She had curled black hair, big beautiful brown eyes, juicy red lips, and a body that just. wouldnt. quit. God hath blessed thee with gargantuan asscheeks and C cup breasts! She also wore black lace lingerie and a set of silver platform heels. After a little back and forth, I decided that $70 was the price to pay for this sparsely wrapped early Thickmas present. My X rated parody above goes into some light detail about what we did before and after going upstairs, so go read that again if you're short on memory.