The NonXmas Party

Ok saw ad Big Xmas Party 20 dancers free buffet,$50 off Half hour Vip's. Decided to go!! My Bad Arrived 5:30 pm,parking lot dark,like they weren't open?? No one at front desk to take entrance fee? So just went in.Stood at bar no one to give me a drink. Xmas Party absolutely no decorations,no Xmas tree, 2 over weight dancers on stage,normal stripper attire.Buffet on table,but out of food. Finally bartender comes asks me if I paid $20 admission,give her $20 and asks for another $5 for drink to save her a trip,mind you only 5 customers in club at that time. Comes back with my water,no wrist band,and quickly disappears in locker room. Nude club,no girl on day shift removes her bottom,and most don't remove their tops/? The one good looking spinner comes onto the stage,so I go up to tip and talk to her,she pushes the half hour vip,oh it's $50 off =$175 for the half hour,gets off stage and comes to bother me again about Vip,says and you also have to tip me? I get regular LD room,which has gone up to $25 for 4 mins.Maria was her name,got 4 dances give her a $100,she says wait a minute,it's $25 a dance,has to get cellphone to calculate it?/ Very poor run club,Food finally changed at 8:30pm,only 10 dancers.