sinclair's Review

I went to Wally’s Roadhouse at 18:00 on a Saturday. The club was still locked up. Finally, the bartender/manager showed up at 18:06 and opened the place up. I was the only customer until 19:00. Upon entering the front doors, there are two rooms to the left and a room to the right in the long building. The room on the right is a nightclub called the Outhouse. It looked like it was no longer being used. The first room on the left is the bar. The strip club is in the second room to the left, accessed by walking through the bar area. Ice cold beer was $4 whether it is a bottle of Budweiser or a can of Busch Light. A can of soda with a plastic cup of ice was $2. The ATM has a $300 withdrawal limit and charges a $3 fee per transaction.

The bar room doubles as a small casino. There are four slot machines and a blackjack table. A Native American lady comes in and acts as the dealer and casino representative. The slots were loose; I made $100 while waiting for the dancers to show up. There is a Touchtunes jukebox in the bar area. The strip club room beyond operates on a separate sound system which is run by a DJ. The front wall of the strip club is a long stage, the length of the room, backed by mirrors. The stage has three poles. Private dance booths and VIP rooms are along the back wall.

By 19:00, two dancers had shown up and started dancing around 20:00. The manager said he was only able to get two dancers to come in on that particular Saturday night. He made it sound like the club typically has six to ten dancers working on Saturdays. I graded one dancer out at an 8 and the other at a 6.5, which was adequate considering I was in the middle of nowhere. Both dancers were super friendly and liked to do shots and converse with customers. Mixed drinks were $8. Jager Bombs were $6. Stage tipping yielded close-up views and boobs to the face.