Back in the saddle

Upon my return to the OKC scene, I went to the most hands-on spot in the city - Fancy's, which it ain't. $5 cover and the bar runs down the side of the building to your right, after which comes the DJ booth & dressing room. Men's room in far left corner (please don't need to squat). Against the back wall between bathrooms is what used to be a main stage area - now the main stage is in the center of the room with a satellite near the front door next to the lap dance rooms. Grabbed a $5.5 MGD & chilled with the Saints/Colt playing in the background.

Clean shaven & slimmed-down, I now realize I look like a cop, because everybody asked me that, including the bartender. My reply to the fuglies, of which there were 5, was 'no, I'm just like handcuffs'. Obviously unready for anything but a yes/no reply, most wandered away to rewrite that Xmas meth shopping list. Reply for the cuties, of which there were 3, was no, I like BJs too much. 1 fugly & 2 cuties laughed & I indulged conversation. The 40+ blond with the massive MM was 1, & 2 mixed chicks laughed & rubbed for a stretch. I tipped moderately for this outing but left after about an hour. Return is imminent. Will advise if LDs have gone back to offering xtras