Desperation produces satisfaction

This was my third and final stop of the afternoon. I ventured out on a Friday afternoon for the first time and was not sure what to expect. I thought I might grab a beer, duck in to Henry’s N and head out quickly without the thick layer of smoke. I was interested in one lady, the human vacuum who has been described here multiple times. Unfortunately, she was not around, turns out she was in vip. When she emerged she went to have a smoke so I cut my losses and moved on. Next stop Bogarts. Nothing worthwhile so on to the purpose of this review. Arrived at Cricket with less than an hour remaining in my allotted time. The best parking lot of the bunch, no charge, park yourself, the lot is behind the building so not in open view (so your car and your walk to and from the entrance are not conducted in front of a high traffic street). The lot is also well maintained unlike the Hamilton clubs.

Enough about parking, no cover in the afternoon, as always a friendly handshake from the bouncer, welcoming me in. I take a seat, as is usual for me, at one of the small tables between the stage and the bar. Service here can be slow, so this seat puts me in the traffic flow for servers and I can flag one down if necessary. These table also allow for a companion and unlike the $20 booths, tables are no charge. I also like the prices here. I get two beers and the second beer comes in a mini bucket filled w ice. Domestics are $9 and imports $11 for two beers. Having the extra beer gives me the ability to drink the first quickly and nurse the second.

As noted, I did not have a lot of time so wasn’t going to be picky. There were about a dozen ladies working and a similar number of patrons. I watch several dancers do their stage show, which on days when there are enough dancers available consists of two dancers, one toward the DJ/VIP that does a couple of dances clothed and then moves to the other end where the top comes off for 2 songs. There were a couple of 4-5 dancers on stage when I arrived. I avoided eye contact and was pleased that neither harassed me after their stage show. When a girl just decides to sit, I don’t tell the unattractive ones to immediately go away so it can take some time before it becomes clear they aren’t getting any of my money. Since I didn’t have time, didn’t need to waste time sweeping away peelers who had no chance w me, even a desperate me. About halfway through beer number two, a late 20’s, AA w kind of saggy B’s clears the stage and comes to my table. She did ask if she could join and I had decided before she approached that she could serve the purpose. I don’t recall her name but she has a tattoo across the front of her chest above her breasts that says Beautiful, maybe it was true a few years back. She was fine, nice rear and i actually like some sag in a natural breast.

We chat about days she works etc, but get to the VIP negotiations quickly. I let her know I am not a FS guy and she quotes a high number for oral. I counter at my standard $ and she accepts. Pay the $10 to go in, guy was nice enough to just hand me the bracelet (one time fee even if multiple trips to vip on the same visit). Saves having to yank the thing off after you leave the place. He sent us to one of the two booths in the back because he had just cleaned them both, well that’s a nice touch, might not be stepping in someone else’s spooge. Ms Beautiful does a very brief warm up, I usually push for more, but have I mentioned the time crunch? I did have to stop her to at least release the girls for some tactile fun for me. She attends to the agreed task w her cover and it was fine. At the end she tells me $.5, I strongly resisted and noted our agreement. She backed down pretty quickly and said ok $ for you baby. She left me w remnants of the explosion which I hate, but fortunately no bathroom troll and bathrooms pretty clean, so doing my own cleanup was not so awkward. I bet I spent 35 minutes here and it worked, all in for a good price. If i had started here, I might have been more picky and likely would have moved along.