This is the fast food, assembly line version of strip club.

I read the reviews, decided to finally try this place out. Now, keep in mind I like the clubs with a full bar so I usually don't go to these BYOB joints. Reviews sounded good so...

First off, drove through the lot and couldn't find the entrance, looks like a huge warehouse outside. Finally found the door and went in, $15 cover. Cashier is in a booth in a foyer with several doors and half walls, I paid my cover and stood there. No signage to get into the club, looked around, there was a half door to a hallway, locked. Stood there like an idiot and finally asked where I was supposed to go... horrible layout for a newcomer.

Walked into a HUGE room, that warehouse look outside, same inside! Huge stage down the middle with 7 poles, really high stage with chairs along each side, a few tables on each side of the room and against the walls. Felt like a big cafeteria or mess hall or something, no warmth, no character at all. Tile floor, no carpet.