Cheap beer-lunch break - but too tame

I needed a better than usual lunch break and did not want to go too far from the Cleveland airport area. Was not sure if the old Crazy Horse on Brookpark was still open at lunchtime, when I arrived there were a handful of cars in the lot, decided to give it a try. I had not been there in years, quit going there when the place had become somewhat dumpy and dirty, and few hot girls, maybe 10 years back. Was surprised as I entered - brighter and cleaner than I remembered. Decided to give a try and stay. No cover so why not. Only about 5 customers by the bar.

This is a fairly small place. There is one stage near the door - bar is in the back. Girl on stage gave me a nice hello as I walked in past her. Stools on the backside of bar were mostly taken, and no one was sitting at any tables on the floor . Decided to grab a stool on front side of bar. Got a bottled Corona - only 2 bucks! But being on front side of bar - my back is to the stage now. It didn't matter much though - I learn later only 2 dancers working. Usually more girls, but some no shows today. Needed to visit men's room - clean enough.

Pretty good so far except lack of girls and the automated DJ and song list is kinda lame. One girl kinda heavyset - not my type. The other kinda petite and kinda catches my eye. The heavier girl takes her guy to private dance area. The area has some booths - a bit more private than I remember from years ago. Dances used to be high mileage - hoping for the same. Soon the petite girl finds me, but after short hello needed to be back up to stage with so few girls working. Three songs later back to visit me some more. She wasn't too chatty - neither am I - just enough chit chat to suit me till I finish the beer