O-H-I-O

It was late Sunday afternoon and the NFL games were boring me; I had a unsupervised night in front of me and was heading up to the Jack Racino for dinner and decided to have an appetizer first. Let me premise this review with the fact I have not been in an Ohio club for years as they are usually boring themselves and just not worth the $$ once you have spent time in Detroit, Tampa Bay and Canada. I was wrong in this case....

Parked in the lot right in front of the entrance; safe, well lit, no valet; it was about 5:30 pm. No one at the entrance desk and no cover; so far so good. Mens' room is straight ahead, slight right as you walk in; club is to the left. The place is medium sized, the bar with about about 15 chairs is on your right, multiple stages of which only one was in use this night to the left which is ~ 15' in diameter, 3' high with a pole dead center, kinda small, but fits the room. There were 6-7 dancers sitting around the bar talking to about 6-7 customers; lots of tables and wall booths scattered around the stage all of which were empty. Not much energy and I thought this may be a short stop.

Ordered a Bud bottle from the cute spandex-clad bartender; a very reasonable $4. Sat myself down at one of the tables to watch the stage show. The ladies ranged from 5-8 in appearance and only did two song sets on the stage. The first fully clothed, the second they removed their tops. Being full alcohol in Ohio I reckon they are required to wear pasties but, as I learned first hand from my mark later on, some girls use the "nipple glue" which pretty much makes it appear (and feel) as though they have nothing on. More dancers started coming in, mostly attractive, putting the staffing lever at about 12-15....hmmmm.