Safe, clean, nude, boring dances from girl-next-door types.

I had not been to Sauget/Washington Park/ESL to visit the clubs in nearly a decade, so I stopped here on the way to visit a friend who lives in the STL metro. I have so many fond memories of the amazing clubs here. It's really where I developed my taste for full-on nude dances as a young guy, and I've been chasing it ever since whenever I go to any city for work. I only had about 45 minutes to spare, but my goal was to get a dance or two, at least.

The parking lot was pretty full at 3:30 on a Friday afternoon. Cover was $7. I skipped getting a drink and just found a table one ring out from the main stage (the second stage was dark). They have a video monitor showing which girls are in the rotation which was nice because you can see immediately how many are on duty (8 on this day) and their order on stage. All the girls I saw were white, so not a lot of diversity. Mostly 7-8 on a 10 scale, but I prefer to use a binary rating scale and I would say I would rate all of them "yes."

As you would expect, half the girls were camped out with some regular at the bar or a table, a couple more sitting around looking bored, and one on stage. I sat and watched the one on stage, who was cute girl-next-door looking redhead with pierced nipples. I would have just waited and gotten a dance from her, but another girl came up to my table and sat down. She said she was from Baltimore but comes here 1-2 times per year to stay with a friend who works here and the money is apparently better here. She was very good looking, tall, thin, probably early 20's. She asked for a dance and I agreed to $30 per song for nude ($20 would have been topless).