Hot girls, but very little action

Based on the reviews I had been looking forward to visiting Wacko’s for quite a while and yesterday the day had finally come. I arrived at 1:00 PM on Saturday. The parking lot right in front of the club was pretty full but there were two prime spots right in front so I pull in. The parking spots are a little tight but adequate.

There was a gentleman at the door who waved me right in so I headed in and strolled around to get a feel for the club. It is pretty large inside with a large bar right in the middle with two bartenders. There are three stages, a large main stage to the right, a very small stage in the middle at the end of the bar, and another stage to the left. The stage to the left is low to the ground with chairs and no tables around it, which would seem to give it a pretty intimate feeling. There were about 10 dancers (nine white and one Hispanic) that I saw and about 10 patrons. I was pleasantly surprised that I thought seven or eight of the dancers were pretty attractive and I thought that is probably why this club is so popular. To have that many dancers working, especially that many really attractive dancers working during the day shift in my experience is pretty rare. There was a dancer on all three stages almost the entire time I was there. They rotate from the main stage to the small stage in front of the bar and finally hit the intimate stage to the left. While dancers were on all the stages almost all the time, at times the announced dancer would not hit the main stage and the DJ had to call another performer to the stage so at times, the main stage was empty.

I’m pretty socially awkward so I took a seat on the far side of the main stage as that section of the club was completely empty. Two waitresses were working and I thought both were really cute. I ordered the 2 beers for $4 special. There was a cute tattooed dancer on the main stage. I wasn’t sure of the tipping rules and having been to several clubs I knew the rules could be different so I waited until someone else tiped before I headed up and slid a few bucks into the side of her g-string. Next dancer was a little heavy set, which is my type, so I strolled up and tipped her as well. On her way off stage she swung by and asked if I wanted company and I said “yes.” She said she had to hit the other stage but would be right back. The Hispanic dancer hit the stage and she seemed to be very popular with several patrons and she put on a really good show. Most dancers just swayed back on forth on the pole but she was one of the few that actually laid on the floor and mixed in several other elements to her act.