Ok so I tried to give a good review for the shit day that it was. But apparently some of you felt that I didn't write enough about a boring ass experience. In my opinion, a short review that states exactly what the visit entailed was not good enough. So instead of calling out those who think every review must include this, that and blah blah blah I'll just write what is CLEARLY not a review and rather just a waste of time. Feel free to check some of my other reviews if you feel that I need a lesson, rather than sending links that a non VIP can read. And since I was also the last reviewer of this club, most would be able to see this as an update rather than a full on review.
Trolls are not only on the discussion boards but now it seems like they have tasked themselves with becoming the review police.
It always seems to be the same few names stating "not enough details" or "... Is not a review, look at this to learn to write a review".
Everyone on this site is looking for the same shit. If it's not available at a certain place at a certain time/day and that can be conveyed in a few words, then this should be considered a legit review.
I'm sure I'll write more reviews.
I'm sure I'll continue to be rejected.
I'm sure I'll keep looking at naked girls and drinking bud light.
That being said:
I want to let you know that all of the sluts in Tampa have informed me that they have decided to take their careers in a different direction. We are grateful for their service and contributions to our strip club culture. I am personally saddened by this discussion but also inspired and supportive as they venture out for new challenges with out the need to dole out SS to the PL's that we collectively are.
I am excited about what the future holds.
What are the details?
For right now it is business as usual.
Please join me in wishing all these former strippers Great Luck in the future.
Did you make it this far? Why are you still here? It's over. Go home!
