Home of the Big Butt

On Saturday night I returned to Wonderland in Providence for the first time in a couple of years. I had avoided this club because my previous visits left me feeling like that old Rolling Stones tune "can't get no satisfaction...". But this last visit ended up being pretty good. The ladies were hot and after a few dances I left happy. Here's some details...

I. Location...

Wonderland is in a shitty location. The area is sketchy and gives me the creeps. Its a run-down industrial zone with homeless bums and drug addicts on the streets, a porn shop with a jack shack cross the alley and a homo club next door with a bunch of fags and trannies roving around outside looking to find a new butt buddy. Parking is nonexistent. The club doesn't have a lot and neither do any adjacent businesses (not any that aren't gated closed). Instead it offers a free valet service... but they park your car right on the main road or the adjacent sidewalk, not in any lot or secure area. There's also very little parking available on the side streets which are narrow. And on top of that that's where all the queers park.