The Little Mermaid definitely wasn't working tonight - Review of Mermaids Bar • 3106 31st St Astoria, NY 11106

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA Like Mermaids but opposite. Fish part on top. Alright that's a little mean but nothing stood out. Can't even get private dances here anyway. They might just dance for you at the bar, come that sucks. I was here Friday after midnight, in Astoria, busy area. $10 to get in. Get searched and all that. Walk in, stage behind bar. No tip parade though. Mens bathroom in right corner. That's really it. Beer was $8. Girls mostly black and some Latina. Just wasn't feeling the talent here. There isn't private dances anyway but I wouldn't have got any regardless. No annoying tip parade though and no hustle if you want to just kick and watch I guess. Maybe like 15 dancers. 25 customers. There is a greek food truck outside though. Fucking amazing. I would just go there instead if your in the area. One of the best greek gyros I've had for $8. It was so much better than the club and spent less on it. If I wasn't so horny all the time I would be on the food version of TUSCL whatever that is. Anyway I will never come back to Mermaids. Much better clubs around. THIS REVIEW WAS PROUDLY PAID FOR BY KING GYRO. GO TO THE STRIP CLUB THEN COME HERE OR DON'T GO TO THE STRIP CLUB AND COME HERE. EITHER OR UP TO YOU THANK YOU COME AGAIN.