Lower your expectations at the Upper Brass
Sad one, kinda actually. I don't know why, but generally I find the Toronto dancers to be very "don't touch me" in the way they approach things. In this case I went to the Upper Brass and paid $250 for half an hour...which worked out to me getting less than 20 bucks a song by far (closer to 40, I'd say).
Going through the dances, she was really not into it. Fine, ok...you're there to do a job. Maybe if she'd faked being interested in me, that would be worth something, but she absolutely didn't. Anyway, I was rubbing her back and her legs, and moved to touch her inner thigh (not touching anything I shouldn't have) but when I had my hand on her thigh, I got an angry "You're getting too close." I kind of wanted to just say, "Alright, I think we're done here," but instead I just laughed and continued.
I get it, you're not supposed to have anyone touch your vag. If you're really against it though, maybe don't go for dance after dance because really, you're just gonna end up frustrating both of us. At this point I really have no intention of ever going back. I mean, why bother?
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