After a fun time at Synns, I arrived at Spearmint Rhino to yet another sparse crowd. I mainly came here to say hello to a black BG that I had sampled some months prior. Now you can make “sample” mean whatever you want. DM me for her IG profile. On a Saturday Night, Spearmint Rhino was $20 and I believe they charged me to park (look when you know you’re about to come off some money, I stop counting). Almost instantly upon walking in I saw my black BG friend from last time. She was looking nice, however, I wasn’t really “craving her” . There was this hot blonde there that told me she worked at the Cheetah and how it was so much more fiscally better for her. Well, good for her, but I had been to the Cheetah the night prior and it’s very low mileage. So with that info, I dismiss her.
While chatting with my huge tit black BG friend (DM me if you don’t want to read my last review), I saw this huge fake ass from across the room. That’s what I wanted. But I didn’t want to be rude to my “friend” and not dance her. I bought her a drink or two and let her stroll the scene. Soon enough, this white man took her off my hands and off to VIP. After waiting by the bathroom I finally got my hands on this fat ass Cuban chick. She sounded like Cardi B and ass was super fake and fat. It was soft too. She was kind of on the older side (pushing 40) and unfortunately she doesn’t have an IG. But her dances were probably the most high mileage of the night. Damn they were right. I had a good time at Spearmint Rhino.
