GRIM SUNDAY AFTERNOON

This is pretty much my default club. I had read some reviews on the day shift being alright here and figured I'd check it out. Never been on a Sunday afternoon but thought at least I could watch some football and see some naked ladies. There's free parking on one side and paid parking in the parking lot. I went in and paid my 20 dollar entrance fee. The smell of the place hits you first. A combo of stale cigarette smoke, stale beer and stale stripper. It was between 4:30 and 5:00 and I was wrong, they didn't have any foot ball on. Wtf? There was maybe 10-12 patrons in the place and maybe 8-10 women. A big white gal with purple hair came over immediately and I had to give her the "I just got here, maybe later" blowoff. I looked around the place and it was pretty grim. I'm not that picky honestly, I didn't expect much, but it was 4's and 5's. I wanted to go give the woman on stage some money to put some clothes back on. I was on my 2nd beer and was going to bail after that. Right then a bleach blonde with big ol natural titties named Dolly came bouncing over and sat on my lap. She was actually a white girl and spoke English so I thought I'd see where it went. We chatted and she was saying all the right things. She was talking nasty and pushing the Ultra Mega VIP. I said let's do regular VIP and see how it goes. Paid 25 for the wrist band and went for some dances. It was mid way through a song in the VIP and so she sat on my lap and chatted waiting for the next song. She got up and took her top off and giant floppy titties fell out. Holy shit those were some saggy mommy titties. Then as she's taking here bottoms off she starts talking about her fucking kids! WTF? I knew she had kids looking at them knockers. Why the fuck would she bring up her kids right before naked dances? It killed the whole thing. Nothing erotic hearing about your kids sweetheart. She said usually does 3 dances for 60. Ok, fine whatever. I tried to get into it. Not much energy, not erotic, no moves. Nothing special about it. She rubbed my crotch some saying she could take care of that in the Ultra Mega VIP. I passed on that and regretted saying I would get 3 dances. She did the thing where she puts your head in between her titties and then pummels you with them, one too many times. She was trying to give me her number and tell me her schedule. Hearing about her fucking kids ruined it man. Fucking boner repellent. I was so happy when it was over. I grabbed my beer and headed for the door. Had some great times at this club this was one of the worst. I'll stick with the night shift.