Club is OPEN & NEVER Was Closed!!!

Le Palace Night Club is the premier Strip Club in Panama City, Panama. Upon returning to the city after a long absence I looked to TUSCL from which I had also been absent for a long time. I wanted to see if anything interesting had been posted on the city. Much to my surprise the site displayed “Could not find any listings for Panama City”. I knew that at least Le Palace and Elite used to be here so I used the search function looking for Le Palace and found it identified as “Closed”. I thought “No Fucking Way”. Since it was only about two blocks from the hotel I was staying at while waiting for the keys to my friend’s condo to be dropped off, I took an afternoon stroll to see if maybe they had sold the land for a high-rise or something. Nope, it was right there across from the Hotel Ejecutivo under and behind the two big trees.

I decided to make a trip there at night to verify that they were still open. This is Latin America and nothing really begins until 10 or 11 PM so early that evening I went to their web site just to check for an opening time. Their website was active and even had a countdown clock to an 8 PM opening. ( https://www.lepalacepanamaclub.com/ *the website has up to date club info and you can get a glimpse inside the club along with some “accurate” pictures of some of the girls, not just selective pictures of only the best looking girls but rather they are representational of the standard look).

Since I was just finishing up what I was doing, I headed over arriving at about 8:30 (*overall it is very safe to walk anywhere “in this part” of the city at night). The sign out front was illuminated, the outside of the stand alone building was lit up and there was a salonero walking briskly around the side and toward the back of the building as if he was late for work. I walked up to the front door which had the hours posted (opening time 8 PM) and found it to be locked. There was an old guy sitting about 10 feet away so I asked him what time they would open (time here can be a fluid concept). He said 9:30 and as I started to leave he asked if I wasn’t going to wait because it would only be a few minutes. I said I’d be back and went to a couple of places not too far away to have a few beers and line up some pussy for later. I went back to Le Palace arriving about 10 PM to find the club open.