Slowest Saturday ever

Quite possibly the slowest it has ever been. This review was for a Saturday a few weeks back.

Usual layout to appease you-know-who. Entrance along the side of the building, parking in the back and side. $15 to enter with small soda. Alcohol is prohibited. They do advertise non alcoholic beer though. Door guy/manager took my money and gave me my drink. That should have been my first sign it’s a slow day. No cute waitress.

Club has two stages, the main stage has a little catwalk that is hardly used, and the smaller stage right behind it. DJ Booth, management perch, and soda fountain is to your immediate right upon entrance. The men’s room is at the opposite corner of the entrance, right next to the VIP, or as they call it, the playground.

Men’s room has motion sensor everything, sink, paper towel dispenser, even a motion sensor light that kicks in a few seconds too slow.

Dancer wise, I only saw three. Morgan, Monse, and Rio. Morgan is white, blonde straight hair, enhanced chest, and covered in tats. Monse is Mexican, enhanced, and my go-to. Rio is white, brunette, enhanced, and had a more muscular build for my taste. rotation was so small, they threw in some intermission songs where me, and the other customers watched an empty stage. I had my usual fun with Monse when she was free, and stuck around after wards to see when more girls would come in. It was a 2-3 hours after opening, mid shift girls would start to trickle in. They never did.