Rough - very rough - visit

I found myself in Sedalia, MO for a meeting. Looking at TUSCL I notice the closest club is about 30 minutes north on a frontage road off of I-70. Since I have not one thing to do - and the most recent review offered some hope (I should know better) I venture out. After my 30 minute drive I pull into the parking lot to find 4 cars and one semi. Not good. Walk in and the porn store is to the left. A guy walks out to the hallway and I tell him I'd like to go into the strip club. He takes my $10 and leads me into the porn store to a small hallway that goes between the two sides. "Watch your step" he says as we make our way past the HVAC system and open floor drain.

Upon entering, two guys at the stage - no one dancing. Smoke everywhere. He asks what I'd like - water or soda. I opt for the water (* "FREE" with my entry! *). I sat down at the end of the stage and one of the two guys gets up and leaves - must have been something I said. A minute later a dancer comes out. I say dancer but only because I'm in a strip club. A woman tells the quiet club, "ok - I suppose I should get back up there." This woman is really rough looking - REALLY rough. I'd say 5'5" 250+ and from 20 feet away - tough to look at. I immediately regret my 30 minute drive and realize I have 30 minutes to go back...sigh.

She picks her songs and hoists herself up on the stage where she starts walking/swinging around the pole. A previous reviewer noted that the pole appears that it may break - and I had honest concerns about it. It was scary how much it was wobbling - but then again the stress she must have put on that piece of equipment had to be far in excess of it's rated capacity. Unfortunately - it got worse.