Should change name to Lo-Liter

Hadn't been in in a long time and decided to see if anyone I knew was dancing that night. Walked in was asked for ID showed it to him didn't put it in their fancy machine wanded me real quick and pointed me to girl at window for cover which I think was $10. Walked in and sat down at a table in the back. Club was very empty. Waitress came by I got a double whiskey sour. Think it was $12. There were probably 10-15 girls around the club. After about 10 minutes a massage girl (Aubrey I believe is her name) stopped behind me and started rubbing my shoulders not like having tits in your face but kinda nice. If you don't want to pay the girl you should turn around and tell her no thanks. After the song she asked if she should continue or if I would like a dance. I told her a dance would be great. I know not to expect much from her but she is nice to look at. Also signals to others you are buying dances. After the dance I gave her $20 for the massage and dance. Waited around along time for another girl to stop by. Was probably over 20 minutes and a young blonde stopped by and asked if I'd like a dance. I said sure. Don't remember her name but she was quite clumsy and kept asking if I'd like to go to VIP. I told her to sale me on it. She didn't make any attempt to convince me it would be worth it plus the VIP dance was slow and the bouncer that was there was actively checking it. Didn't see any of my past favorites working so I decided to go. I guess until I hear otherwise I won't be back.