Not Great Club

This was my first and will be my last time at Fantasy’s. Went at around 7:30 in the evening. I was the second customer in the place. It was a rainy night and and off season (after Labor Day) so the guy at the entrance desk only charged me $5 admission fee. The place is a very large open room with a stage in the back middle of the room. The guy at the front told me that if I wanted to drink any alcohol I would have to go outside as they are a nude bar and can’t sell booze in the bar. The set up is unusual as they have what appears to be a concession stand selling drinks, but don’t have a server bugging you to buy anything.

There were three girls working, all looked ok, but certainly not as good as previous reviewers made them sound. One dancer sat with me immediately and didn’t use any small talk or usual compliments; “love your eyes”, etc, but got right to business trying to sell either a lap dance or a bed dance in the back. The girl who came to me was the best looking of the three and 4 guys came in, so I got a bed dance ($30). This girl knew what she was doing - said she had worked at the club for 9 years. She talked me into the bed dance by saying with a nasty smile on her face that she really knew how to grind. The back area has a row of booths along the wall and a bed on either side of the booths. I didn’t see any cameras nor a bouncer, but it didn’t matter because the girl wouldn’t allow any touching other than on her side. She has 9 years of practice making sure that guys don’t get what they want. She positioned her arms such that you couldn’t get to her tits and absolutely wouldn’t let you get close to the honey pot. While she knew how to grind, she changed positions so often that no release was possible. Given everything, I had the one bed dance and left. The only good part of the night is that I only spent $35, but definitely didn’t get what I wanted. The North needs a sleazy fun club - this certainly isn’t it.