I'm sure all my reviews are starting to sound the same but what can I say? I go to strip clubs for one reason, the lap dances. Fuegos is great for that but you gotta have a gameplan in place to maximize your entertainment value. Notice I said value and not money.
First things first if you go to Fuegos to primarily look at the dancers then stop reading and go to the Stadium reviews and also stop going to Fuegos period. It's not really that type of club even though it wants to be.
Let me start by stating that you shouldn't be coming to the club with less than say $300. I know what some of you cheapskates are thinking but I didn't say you had to spend it all, I'll explain later. Second important lesson is you don't dance with more than 2 dancers a visit unless you HAVE NOT established a regular rotation. Especially not at Fuegos, all the dancers are watching all the customers all the time, believe me.
The goal is to build value over time if you are a true strip club hobbyist. Here is how to accomplish this. First be patient, patience IS a virtue and will serve you well. If it's your first time at any club make sure you get to see what's available and exactly what you are interested in before making your move. Secondly, divide up your money to your liking and separate it appropriately in different pockets, pockets with zippers or buttons preferably. You need to be able to keep a track of what you're spending without counting and it needs to be secure. Especially if you like to go to the club inebrated. Once you've decided on a dancer get change at least $100 in one's. ALWAYS ONES!!!! You are the customer, you do NOT let these dancers dictate how much you spend. I always see some idiot messing up the game pulling out big faces.
This formula should never be utilized on busy nights like Friday and Saturday. Dancers are always quicker to move on and also have way more options due to drunk clientel from other clubs wanting to pretend they are balling (Ballers don't go to Fuegos).
Always find a solitary spot if possible, when she tries to give you the "price list" pull out the first $100 in ones and say "we'll see how this goes I came to have a real good time. This is important for the effect it has in establishing expectations, hers and most importantly YOURS.
Now you do have to tip, fellas. If you are having a good time then she needs to get paid. I've found that you'll have a great and long evening if the dancer is assured that she's going to be VALUED. It's up to you to establish the guidelines for that value by tipping at an APPROPRIATE rate. Now the rate can vary and will usually get lower and shift in your favor based upon the relationship you have built by being a REPEAT customer.
I now always have at a real good time st Fuegos as long as one of my current 3 faves are working. Once you have a current main favorite don't "cheat on her" when she's working ever unless it's to reestablish equilibrium in the business relationship. I've found that if you stay "loyal" you'll get treated better and better the longer it lasts.
Lastly let's remember that this is a job for them okay? Tip accordingly and you'll have a great time but don't get so attached that you start to catch feelings if you have a rotation of dancers. Drop whichever if you have to. If you do have a rotation keep them separate by knowing when each are working. At that point you should have numbers anyway.
Happy Hobbying
