The club is big and clean and safe. The girls are young and pretty. Everything else sucks.

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, NJ

No covid restrictions anymore. Thursday afternoon, no cover but $10 on Friday and Saturday. There's a metal detector but no bouncer to monitor it so early. 12 mostly latinas, a few black…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Monday night 8:30pm cover charge $20 but showed instagram coupon so got half off. Mandatory soft drink $7. no more wristband. 5 customers and 5 girls. Lala. Tatiana. Isabella. Jasmine.…

Embers Tavern

Irvington, NJ

Monday night, 11pm at Embers was good except for being ripped off a few bucks by a huge girl named Miami who looks like Patrick Ewing. That left me pissed for rest of the…

Needed an adventure, so made the trip to this place, intrigued by their website and the fact that there was a cigar lounge attached I could retreat to. Their website sounds like the…

Finished hanging out with a friend and was in the area and wanted to check it out. No cover or anything at least when I went probably around 10-11pm on a Tuesday. The girls: definitely…

Decided to check this place out since I haven't visited for a number of years. Boy was I disappointed. Parking was difficult to find. Parked a couple blocks away. No cover fee, which was great.…

Thankfully all the strippers here were above 7 out of 10 in terms of looks. The oldest was was at worst in her late 30 or early 40s with nowrinkles. Everyone as in fairly good…