No girls on a Friday night AND parking is impossible

There were no girls here on a Friday evening. I could stop the review there but I know some ppl are going to say that's not a review, so I have to give more details. More details about nothing...

Ok first of all parking here sucks. There is no parking lot and it's a semi busy commercial area near a school so there's no parking. I circled the block in every widening spirals to find parking till I parked about 6 blocks away. The neighborhood is very shady and doesn't matter that you have a car alarm because you can't hear it 6 blocks away.

The bar is dark and dingy with a couple of hispanic guys drinking. The barmaid asks me what I want to drink. I can hear very clearly because there is no music. I ask when are the girls going to get here. She said they'll be here soon. I've heard this before in other clubs. Soon means who knows? an hour? never? Even when they say, they are getting dressed, I don't believe them unless I just saw them walk into the dressing room and sometimes they take an hour to get dressed.