Best place to see nude girls dancing if you come before 8pm M-Th, and use the drink coupon. Tame Lap Dances.

This is the best all nude club in this area because it is the ONLY all nude club in this area. I prefer gogorama but it's too far away. All the other strip clubs within an hour's drive are bikini bars.

Monday night I got here at 5pm and found out it opens at 6. So I headed to Shakers a couple of miles away to kill a couple hours, then came back. I could have come back at 6 but clubs are always dead the first hour while the dancers trickle in so came back at 7.

Usually no valet before 8pm, so no need to waste tip on that because there is plenty of parking. There's a $10 door cover charge BUT if you come in before 8pm usually they don't make you pay it. There is also a mandatory soft drink for $8 ($10 on Friday and Saturday BUT Monday to Thursday if you show the barmaid the coupon on your phone then drink is half price. So $4 as opposed to $18, not bad. And it's BYOB (no hard liquor, just beer and wine), so even better.

There were about 5 girls, (white, russian, hispanic) working that night, each taking about 15 minutes on stage. Age was about 25-40? but in good shape. They all danced ok. Some better than others ofc, but all better than just twerking or shuffling the feet which is the usual dancing in bikini clubs. The stage was never empty. That is a big deal because a lot of times, in a lot of NJ clubs, the stage is empty so you're just playing with your phone.

There were only a couple of other guys there so the girls were chatting with me probably because they were bored and were hoping to change my mind about getting a dance. But I never get a dance here because there are no extras and they are tame.