Not bad, but could have used more hustle

Had a few hours to kill before a flight, so I decided to check this place out. Based on some of the reviews here and on other sites, it seemed like a good place to see some topless ladies without having to deal with the hustle, cover charges, drink minimums, etc. that most clubs feature.

There was indeed no cover charge, and no one was even working the door. The bar has around 12 video poker machines, one for each bar stool. The stage is long and somewhat narrow (penis-shaped?) running parallel to the bar, with seating around the rail and a handful of low tables around it. On the other side of the stage from the bar are couches and raised booths, which I would later learn are where the $20 lap dances happen.

Mixed drinks were $5, or free if you were playing video poker and betting the maximum ($1.25 per hand, if I remember correctly). Sodas from the bar were also $5, so you might as well have them throw in some cheap liquor.