First time at Fantasies (and probably the last)

I decided to check out Fantasies on a lazy Tuesday afternoon. I had never been here before. According to the schedule on their website, there were supposed to be 10-12 dancers working. I only saw 5-6 and made sure to stay long enough to see the entire cycle of dancers twice. Maybe the more popular dancers were in private areas, but I never saw them.

The bar surrounds the stage and there are TVs along two of the walls (mostly sports, but one that was tuned to Fox Business Channel which I thought was incongruous but a little bit hilarious too). The setting is typical, the girls will do their dance and then walk along the bar for tips, kneeling down and engaging you in conversation (or trying to) for their dollar.

Ultimately though, there was very little energy in the place. On dancer named Ashley was kind of bubbly and enthusiastic when she came by for her tip and claimed she was a submissive and would do anything I wanted. Then again, when I tried to put her tip in her hand instead of between her breasts (no, I did not get that backwards) she bristled. Another dancer came up to me and started crying about how mean the other dancers were being to her, and how her parents hate her, and how she tried out to be a cheerleader, and how she wants to be a teacher, and how she has a license to sell insurance, and who knows what else. It was all sorts of boring. I don't even remember her name.