The club has an unusual layout. Definitely different other places I've been to. When you enter, it looks like you're walking into a movie theater or to watch a play, with rows of seats on each side. The stage is at the front with two rows on each side. If it's busy and you have to sit in the back seats away from the stage, you might not have fun unless you just wanna watch from a distance.
Dancers on stage were mostly hot and pretty nice. A couple let me grab their asses and titties sitting in the front row. Looks like mini lap dances in the front row are fairly common.
Most of the strippers were pretty good looking. I'd rate the average an overall B-. Pretty diverse (I think I saw a girl of every ethnicity except middle Eastern). Lot of ass shots from what I could tell
I didn't do any private dances so I can't say much about that. But the front row show was plenty fun. Would definitely recommend this as a comeback vs a shitty place like Garden of Eden (save your money from that shit)
Decent, but not the greatest - Review of The Crazy Horse • 980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102 - tuscl