A good relaxing nightcap on a...

A good relaxing nightcap on a somewhat slow Monday night. Club had look and feel of a garish Caesars Palace kind of place, both inside and out. Club visible from, and right off I-10. Located right next to Waffle House, and Ramada Limimited hotel(2 other hotels nearby too). Club self parking was free tonight,I vaguely recall there being valet parking for most of lot on crowded nights from prior visit a few yrs ago. $7 cover gets you in, mixed drinks go for $5. Lighting is pleasantly on dark side, music volume at moderate level. Restrooms can be entered via 2 different hallways adjacent to bar and 1 mainstage. They were clean, no bathroom troll tonight, normally there on crowded nights. ATM machine located just outside restrooms. Main floor was about 1/3 full, PR seats wide open, and maybe a couple of patrons in slightly elevated semi open VIP section. There's a 2nd bar in far back corner, don't think it was open tonight. // DANCERS & STAGES- Guessing about 15 dancers here, attractiveness range 6-8.5, mostly 7ish range. 70/30 natural silicon ratio, mostly average builds/sizes. There were a couple of Hisp, rest Cauc. evenly distributed dark brun. , light brun. and blonde. One dancer danced 2 song set on main stage. Stageside interaction was not particularly engaging, most patrons concentrated on main floor laps. All seats were basically plush rolling chairs, nice.// LAPS- 2 tier program at work here. Basic floor laps are $10 topless, generous full length songs. YMMV applied here, ranged from basic to strongly moderate 1 way. Rather sparse crowd coupled with dim lighting gave (sort of) sufficient sense of semi-privacy tonight. Asked waitress about VIP section deal, said that you must buy a bottle of champagne, plus an unspecified per (fraction/full) hr. for dancers time. Said she'd send special waitress over for more details, I said no thanks. Frankly, I'd want stronger floorside mileage before springing for probable upfront VIP cost. // SUMMARY- This is a good club to round out Phoenix visit. I'd rate factor grades- Club Accommodations (9), Atmosphere (7), Dancers(7), Laps/Mileage(Nice Guy 6). Even on slow night things kept moving along well in low hustle atmosphere. Had fine touch feeling, even mints by cashier were fuller/ richer flavor than most.