Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017

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EnzyteBob
Sep 5, 2019, 10:52 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Because nothing has changed, please accept this quote to accommodate the need for mundane information (for those who want to skip to the new information scroll down to NEXT)...

"Walked in, the doorman asked if I had any weapons. No cover. No pat down. No scanning or even checking my ID. Let's face it, I won't be mistaken for under 21.

In attempts to please those who hound everyone about not including every detail... Walk past the doorman and it opens up to the main room area. DJ and stage around the wall to the right. Bar up ahead. Bathrooms and VIP past that. An ATM on site, but I have no clue on the fee or amount limit. I would guess expensive and $200, but I don't know. Bar has seating so I went to the end, after a pit stop at the bathroom.

The bathroom. No attendant was on duty. Not pretty and new, but not disgusting ugh. Two urinals and one commode. Really... this is what it takes to get approved these days... :-( Fruit flies were not noticeable during the first trip, however, on the second trip I had half a glass of Dos Equis draft with a wedge of lime in it (personal safety, do not let your drink out of your site at, any place at any time) and the fruit flies found that quickly when I had placed it on the table the attendant would normally use." (EnzyteBob, August 1, 2019). So proper APA 6th edition format would probably recomment block format but GFY!

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