Ehh time at sirens

I had some time to kill on a Friday midday so I swung by Sirens around 1130. $7 entry fee which was annoying since most other Columbus clubs don’t charge before the evening but it came with a free lunch so whatever. I ordered a makers. They had a special where any liquor was $5 so I could t beat it (I think beer was $3 and soda was $6 but I don’t remember). The first thing I noticed was the bartender was the best looking one there. I’m an ass man and she was the only one with a good one. I was the only customer there. A dancer and a bouncer were also sitting at the bar. The dancer sat next to me and introduced herself. Her name was Athena. She is a brunette and wore glasses which I found to be really sexy on her. Really nice body. The one thing I appreciate about sirens is the bodies are much better than the other clubs. She held a nice conversation. As a way to try her out, I grabbed two dances with her. She gave me two dances for $35.

At this point it went a little south. I felt the dances were really tame. First dance she was mostly facing me and she would curate her hips and put her tits in my face about twice but nothing to really rev my engine. Second dance she sat down on my lap and leaned back against me and basically just grinned up and down for the three minutes. I mean overall not bad, but not good either. Atleast I was only $35 poorer. I ate the sandwich I ordered and surveyed the situation. A few other girls rolled in and were at the other end of the bar on their phones and talking to each other. All were really skinny blondes that didn’t do anything for me so I split.