Criket Tuesday Afternoon
Decided to stop at Criket for a couple hours around 2:00PM a couple of weeks ago Tuesday. Hadn’t been there in a while, and decided since there’s no cover and no valet, it is risk free to get a couple of beers and see what’s available. Domestic beers are 2 for $9 which I ordered upon finding a seat at the bar. I like the end of the bar closest to the door, because there is a little round stage on the bar that serves as a backrest when you position yourself at an angle in order to see the stage and floor. It was not looking good, saw a couple of tired old hands that knew me well enough not to approach as I’ve always turned them down in the past. Was hoping for Cassie or Elizabeth but didn’t see them. One beer down and I was considering my next move, when I saw a young brunette with a great body, gave her a long stare (she was near the restrooms/smoking room), and she came over. Introduced herself as “Amira” or “Mira” something like that, not sure. A closer look revealed that indeed her body was smoking, her face a little messed up but pretty cute. Long black hair, olive skin, I would guessed she’s mixed race of some sort. After some decent small talk, she asked if I am interested in dances. Absolutely. So I give her my standard line “how about 120 for everything?” and she says I am not sure what you mean, dances are 25 each. Uh oh, I was thinking I should have known, oh well….. so I said yeah I am only interested in extras not dances, figuring she would move on. To my surprise, she said she could not do “everything” for 120 but a BBBJ would be on the menu for that amount. Awesome, I agreed, and back we go. 10 to the VIP troll and found a booth. Now, here’s where it goes slightly downhill. After some teasing, clothing removal, and warm up, she says I need the 120 up front. I knew something like that was going to happen, I chuckled said no thanks and got up to leave. She panics and goes hey hey hey wait…. how about half up front? OK, so I agree to this since I was going to hand her 25 anyway plus I had 10 invested besides that, so I was pot committed for at least 60. Hand it to her, and she gets down to business. Technique not good, did the old just the head while jerking trick, I removed her hand and then started pushing her head down gently at first then more forcefully when she tried going back to the jerking. She can go deep if she tries but clearly doesn’t like it. She starts making these exasperated sounds and sighs and at one point angrily swats my hand off her head. At this point I am ready to give it up and not give her the other 60, she senses this and gets back down there to finish up. Then, in mid-suck, she holds up her hand with 3 fingers, indicating, I guess, that the 3rd song had played. So what? we agreed to no song count. I told her the more you stop sucking, the longer this is going to take. So then she starts sucking furiously to get me to come, as I was about to she says “DON’T COME IN MY MOUTH”. Well, I did anyway, she jumps up like she was shot out of a cannon. ha ha ha. Gave her the 60, she took it and left without a word. I went back to the bar to drink my second beer, and she showed up to work the guy next to me. Tod bad I couldn’t warn him. Needless to say, I will not repeat. have fun
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