I enjoyed my night at Sassy’s. It was packed upon entering. They give you a strict NO touch, NO putting money in the ladies outfits, no cell phone speech prior to entering. They made it very clear that this is a no touch environment. I pushed my way through to the bar. The bar was packed so it took me about 10 minutes to get a drink, but luckily the drinks are reasonably priced and nice and strong. there were very few open seats at the stages, so I sat at what I believe was the second stage, and then I migrated to the third when I got bored of what was on stage.
I watched a total of four stage performances. There were two skinny brunettes, a tatted lady with a Mohawk, and a blonde. One brunette girl was way too skinny and danced way too quickly for my liking. The others were pretty good and sociable while on stage. I saw a few others walking around the club or on the other stages (there are 3 stages). My favorite was a curvaceous girl with blonde straight hair. She went around the outside of the stage the whole time, dancing individually for each customer sitting at her stage. I liked this place because the girls seemed more into the dancing and what was going on than the club I visited right before this one. They seemed mostly happy.
On my way out though, I commented on how thick a booty in front of me was, and she turned around and rudely said “YUP. Yup.” I mean, i thought I would be putting a target on my head for a private dance after thinking about the situation afterwards. I wasn’t hustled for a dance once the entire time I was there, so I think these girls just like the stage performance aspect of it, like a lot of clubs in Portland. I don’t even know what the prices of the dances were. They make you tip at least $1 for every song you’re sitting at the stage. That experience with that thick booty chick kind of put a bad taste in my mouth, but I still left happy after seeing the talent on stage.
