A Wednesday afternoon lunch break
So it has been quite a while since I have visited Dirty's. Walked in, the doorman asked if I had any weapons. No cover. No pat down. No scanning or even checking my ID. Let's face it, I won't be mistaken for under 21.
In attempts to please those who hound everyone about not including every detail... Walk past the doorman and it opens up to the main room area. DJ and stage around the wall to the right. Bar up ahead. Bathrooms and VIP past that. An ATM on site, but I have no clue on the fee or amount limit. I would guess expensive and $200, but I don't know. Bar has seating so I went to the end, after a pit stop at the bathroom.
The bathroom. No attendant was on duty. Not pretty and new, but not disgusting ugh. Two urinals and one commode. Really... this is what it takes to get approved these days... :-( Fruit flies were not noticeable during the first trip, however, on the second trip I had half a glass of Dos Equis draft with a wedge of lime in it (personal safety, do not let your drink out of your site at, any place at any time) and the fruit flies found that quickly when I had placed it on the table the attendant would normally use.
It was lunch time. Levee (like the embankment built to prevent the overflow of a river), the awesome Cambodian/Vietnamese bartender that others have mentioned, informed me of the lunch special. It was either steak and fries or cheeseburger and fries accompanied by a draft beer or soft drink for $5.00. I went with the burger option and the Dos Equis. The subsequent Dos Equis was only $2.75 during the lunch special time frame. Levee said it goes up to $6.00 afterwards. Domestic draws were $5 and some change (don't remember... maybe .75). The burger was not bad. The XX was nice and cold which went down smoothly. Levee was so great to talk to that I did not really care to watch the dancers while I was eating. One dancer sat two seats down from me after her set of two dances, but there seemed to be an unwritten rule to not mess with someone eating.
What I did notice (from that distance) was that all the ladies dancing were nicely shaped (my tastes), like the coed style body. Slender, small natural breasts and mostly around that mid to late 20s or so age. Again from that distance. Levee actually had the largest breasts there. Unfortunately she does not dance. There were 6, I think, ladies working. 3 AA with fro style hair, Cuban (but no implants), 1 Caucasion, and one mix (AA, American, and Italian).
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