VIP-bot

Made my first visit to DD’s in 3 months and my second ever. It was Thursday night after 9:30 pm, parking lot was nearly full, but I found a space. Guy up front collected his $2, girl and bouncer behind the door collected a $5 cover, and the onslaught of warped and perverted humanity hits you like a Brightline train. Every barstool and table was taken, PLs of all shapes and sizes (some overly well dressed and coiffed), along with at least 50 well-undressed businesswomen, most of them of Cuban descent, maybe a couple AAs and one Caucasian in the mix.

Although most girls there are definitely scientifically enhanced, a few are flatter or a bit reed thin for my taste. While there were a few 6’s in the mix (nice body-shame about the face), the group was solidly in the 7.5 to 9 range. With no place to sit, it’s hard to get a drink and you are moving target for most of the women.

About 15 min in, after a few stateside tips, I sat at the main bar (the side bar was a bit too smoky for me). The tall (but not too tall) blonde named Jasmine came by and offered a tableside dance (full touch topless). At $10 each, they should be a good preview, and it seems the girls have that down pat. But for those who think great table dances equal great VIP output, think again. I think she knew just about enough English to get by. “$200 for everything” is what she quoted. Remembering it was $150 with tip for a BJ/HJ last time with the really tall gal (who wasn’t there on this night). I decided to give her a try.