Why Do I Go Here?

So, headed over here to check it out, haven't been in a very long time and as I drove up the front door was propped wide open. I mean, completely open with a fan going which was odd because it really wasn't that hot out. Anyway, I have never seen a strip club with its doors wide open to the street. I parked in the back and again, the back door was also propped wide open. So, basically from front or back you could see clear through the entire club. If you were passing by with a kid, they could see right in with people getting laps in chairs or at the bar.

Anyway, I have never felt very comfortable here, I believe they don't let black folks in and have never seen an AA dancer there. Not sure I really like that. Also, it is totally a regulars place and so not being a regular it is hard to get any attention. I saw 5 dancers, couldn't tell you any names, but there was a medium build blonde with a pretty face and big tits at the bar talking to a huge dude (never left him), a blonde with good sized tits, but a bigger belly who was by the back entrance the whole time on the phone and never came into the bar, a medium build brunette that gave me a very lackluster dance who I think was missing a bunch of teeth, another brunette with small tits that had not quite as bad of a grill (also gave me a crappy dance), and a tall skinny chick that looked like a hot lady gaga, only messed up a bit. But she was the hottest, but never came over.

As stated, got 2 dances that were quite crappy, no hands on anything, some grinding and so they were 1 and done. Because I never feel very comfortable and it didn't look like anything better was going to happen, I left a half finished beer and took off.