The girls will not give you a handy but there is lots of eye candy.
Lots of Russians there’s even a Jew but she’s not there for you to screw.
Lap dances are weak. Ejaculation odds are bleak.
Sometimes I’ll go here if I plan to fuck the wife. Otherwise I must say I have better things to do with my life.
If you’re in it for a blue balls this is your place. Otherwise this club really is a disgrace.
Why would you go to a strip club where you are not going to cum? it seems to me that’s rather dumb. Then again I go sometimes. Who the fuck am I with these rhymes?
Now look now look if you’re looking for inspiration out of a specific determination - you want to keep a long-term sexual relationship going I understand but otherwise I really must say this place is rather bland.
Its hard to get the 1,000th erection for the same woman and fuck her like a champ. If your like me you need strippers to make her pussy damp. My plan is bringing that 2:00 PM inspiration into a 2:30 pm marital fuck session (weak rhyme here); that works well here because you won't cum in the club.
You want more details you say. what are you fucking gay. I’ve told you all you need to know just read my review very slow.
I’ve given you the important detail. if you go to this place you’re not going to get tail.
There’s no need to fear there’s plenty of beer. Its at a reasonable price don’t make me say it twice
Most of the bartenders are cute but they won’t play with your flute
There’s more than one television if watching sports is your mission.
This place is for amateurs and old man it is certainly not my favorite Den
Why do I spend so much time writing poems on TUSCL. You should see the shit I've got on google docs man this nothing. I do it to elevate myself and feel like a king. Otherwise I would probably drink at work cry at night and never make love to wife again. Middle age is hard. I'm stronger than when I was 21. I still have this fucking gut though. Here's the think when 20 beautiful women dance around in bikinis on a stage that has a swing I usually forget that how mundane my perfect little boring life is at least for a minute. Little pretty pieces of flesh that haven't learned enough about life to be called a woman YET elevate my levels of testosterone and decrease my cortisol levels and probably facilitate my workout recovery. If you want to cum there's a few jack shacks in the area.
I started going to jack shacks recently mostly in lieu of my SCing and I really like it so far. Some of the massages are pretty decent in addition to the HE and for that matter there are almost never Asians in the SCs in Jersey. Got me a pretty LITTLE korean GIRL who shows me fun. I went tin there afraid she was gong to be some sort of emaciated slave. But she was in better spirits than I was and even it was an act she was still in better spirits than me because I'm not capable of even pretending I'm in good spirits most of the time. This fucking truck driver wouldn't make a left turn today when I was on the way to work. I honked a few times and he still didn't turn and there was no traffic. I got out f the car and yelled " move your fucking truck you stupid piece of shit" He drove away quickly. I'm lucky that's how it happened . What if he got out and kicked my ass. I probably would of won though. I'm really fucking big and strong now because when I'm not taking out my rage in the SC, my wife's pussy or the shrinks office I'm taking out on the weights. I'm in my 40s and I'm the crazy fucker who growls grunts and screams while he lifts. So I'm kind of fucked up actually. Plus I was really fucking angry so most people would not get out of that truck. But if he did even if I won I could be in jail right now instead of pretending to work while I free write. If I go on TUSCL in Congnito mode what are the odds that my company sees?
Anyway this is turning into quite the rant and I'm pretty much done writing about a club that has no cover that you're free to go to if you want to see what its like and for that matter I don't really care if I'm VIP on this site because I no the clubs in my area better than the back of my hand. But actually I did forget to mention there's a pool table in tits so maybe there is a purpose to continue reading.
Anyway I'm pissed off because my mother is obviously depressed with an anxiety disorder and I can't figure out what to do about it. Why the fuck is she so fat! Stop eating so many fucking cookies. If I tell here I'm concerned about here she's going to take it as a criticism. My Dad says she's too old to go into therapy. What the fuck does that mean!??!
I think I basically gave up on there being any purpose to life about 2 years ago. Except that there are people who really love me and they would be sad if I died and maybe they even need me so I medicate myself with sex and alcohol and keep going. If you are depressed I highly reccommend going to therapy. This 60 year old Jewish woman really helped me and I was really on the edge two years ago. Then again I almost got into a fight with a truck driver this morning so I'm not perfect yet. YET! WHEN WIILLL I BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!UPI THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?????????? I'M BASICALLY A MONKEY WITH ABOVE AVERAGE COMMUNICATION SKILLS. BY THE WAY I HAVE FOUND A GOAL TO TOUCH THE BREASTS OF A WOMAN OF EVERY ETHNIC BACKGROUND. I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD XCEPT FOR NATIVE AMERICANS PARTS OF ASIA AND AFRICA. PLENTY OF BLACK GIRLS BUT NOT EVERY COUNTRY AND ONLY 3 ASIANS SO FAR THAT NUMBER IS ABOUT TO GO UP THOUGH IM GOING TO A JACK SHACK LATER TODAY. I WONDER F I LET MYSELF FUCK THESE WOMEN I WOULD DRINK LESS. IF I LEAN MORE ONE CRUTCH MORE THAN ANOTHER CAN I STOP LEANING ON THE OTHER CRUTCH OR IS IT MORE THAT I NEED ALCOHOL TO ALLOW MYSELF TO HAVE THOUGHTS LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHEN AM I GOING TO PENETRATE ANOTHER WOMANS VAGINA WHY THE FUCK DOE SIT MATTER ANYWAY WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS STUPID FUCKING RULE COME FROM IF I FUCK THE NEW OFFICE MANAGER YASMIN THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE MY WIFE ANY LESS YASMINE IS CLEARLY MUCH HOTTER THAN MY WIFE MY WIFE IS IN HER 40S
GOYS THESE PEOPLE PAY ME A LOT OF MONEY I GOT TO GO REVIEW A CONTRACT BEFORE PEOPLE GET PISSED
