A "Heavy" Friday Night At The Hi-Liter

I had grabbed a quick lunch at the bar earlier that afternoon, and I was very impressed by the talent of girls and wished I could have stayed for the rest of the afternoon. I couldn't, and so I broke one of my own cardinal sins to never visit a strip club on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night. But I did, and return to the Hi-Liter later around 7:30pm.

Parking lot looked pretty filled and that got my hopes up. But as I would quickly realize, it was because shift change was still going on. I got a small table just to the side of the small stage and made sure beforehand to have plenty of ones for tipping, tens for floor dances, and $20s and $5s for VIP. But to my dismay, the hotter thinner girls were leaving, and heavier and even heavier dancers were coming in. Meanwhile the holdovers from dayshift that remained were the ones I didn't care for.

At one point two very big dancers (easily over 250 pounds) were on stage doing the fake S&M bit for a heavyset guy (seated in a chair) along with his equally fat girlfriend/wife. That's over 1200 pounds concentrated in one area of the stage. I was sure the stage floor was going to collapse. As I looked around my table I noticed that all the dancers surrounding me were fat-asses.