Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017

No so Dirty at Dirty's

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AsiaLove
Jul 6, 2019, 4:57 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

This visit was a few weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. I posted earlier on this club, and returned as its a decent place to chill after work. There's no cover in the afternoon, and you might get a pat down upon entering. I imagine they have to do this because of the area of Phoenix its located in. Overall, the area is pretty shady - its just up the street (Grand Ave) from Alaskan Bush. So if you've been there, you know the territory. A pat down or question as to whether you're carrying "anything sharp" or "weapons" should be expected. But don't let that deter you. Once inside, there are lots of flat screens and a great little bar that's just off to the left when you enter. The girls are 3-9. No 10s here in outward looks - but in terms of personality and fun, there are several. This time in, a dancer who was blonde, nice body, but pretty heavily tatted (most dancers here are well inked) was on the back wall (where you exit for the pool tables - they do have a nice outdoor patio for smoking and playing pool, with a TV and little bar area) giving a pretty good dance. I decided to get a couple dances from her (worry, don't remember her name), which were good so I took her to VIP. This was my first time in VIP and came away with 2 conclusions: 1) This is a good VIP area with curtained booths and privacy. Nobody disturbed us, the curtains were shut and we had private fun. 2) The mileage is just ok. Probably was the dancer I was with, but it seems from my experience and the reviews that there aren't many extras, if any at all. My dance was very hands on for me, but not so much for her. She let mine roam, but hers were pretty tame, but with a bit of stick shifting OTP by the 4th dance. I did the 4 for $100 and then did one more + a tip and was out of there for $150, including the dances on the floor. Definitely seems that YMMV depending on the dancer. If anyone has had a better VIP experience, please post of private message me. Overall, a fun spot but a little out of the way from the city.

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