I’m more of a Winterfrost guy, but I came to Spearmint Rhino anyway. Glad I did.

Came here on the 4th of July after Sam’s Hofbrau. Many clubs in the area were closed today. Spearmint Rhino in COI was open so i figured I’d give it a shot. Cover gets more expensive as the day goes on but when’s i went around 530, it was 11 but military discount made it $6. The club is a suburban area, really almost all of LA looks like this. It’s in like a strip mall. You get patted down and went in. The club is full nude so no alcohol is served.

The set up is one main stage in the center, most of the seating to the left of that. The bar is in the right center and the bathrooms just left of that down the hall. The VIP area is to the right back with the cheaper VIP on the right and the more expensive VIP on the left. Normally better VIP is $200 for 15 minutes cheaper VIP is $140 for minutes but on July 4th it was $70. That’s what I took. It’s a booth with smal couch and a curtain. Also look out for 10% on the ATM that’s a tough hit.

There were like 4 girls in the club, and like 2 other customers. Very dead. Three Latinas and a white girl. The hottest one came up to me first, very much my type, big beautiful busty Latina named Briana. (Other dancers I wasn’t interested in anyway) Great rack she got put on. Anyway she seemed cool. I took her to the cheap VIP and had a great time. It was really hot definitely worth it. The one thing the bartender tries to get you to buy the girl a drink when you go back there, that’s kinda dumb. It’s like $10 for a water. I’m not at the fucking staples center you know.