The Selection was Incredible

Making my way back from Indianapolis and found my car driving itself to Club 390, must be that new Google App for PL's that I know that some of my colleagues are working on in search of untold riches. Pulled into a rather full lot and was hoping that the number of patrons was an indication of the number of patronees (?) or just go with what you know...entertainers, dancers, fantasy fufillers, et al. Had a free entry card from my last visit, so I was way ahead all ready. Passed through the double door system, and made my way in to the steady thump of that that strip club music.

Was pretty crowded, I would say about 30 of us and about 20 of them. Settled in with a Bud Light, as was custom for me as of late. No sooner than my drink arrived, I had a lovely lady on my lap, who was just my type, but I thought I should get a better feel for the evenings entertainers. Looked like they were doing 4 songs each with two on the stage at a time. Had not seen that in a looong time, the songs are there usual rapid fire two minute wonders, so I figured that in 30 minutes I should have seen the majority of the ladies and I could make my choice.

I was right on about this evening, lots to choose from and after about 20 minutes, a sweet little AA lady swooped in and landed on my lap, I believe she has a sister working there too, but did not see her that evening, but she may have been busy. Well, Kelani has that whole stripper vibe working and I was certainly receptive to her advances, for sure not going to the VIP area, the back rooms are my speed at this locale. She took me by the hand, which was kind of different, have seen that in the past and thought that it was kind of sweet. She sat me down and asked me how many dances I was looking for, and I replied with the always useful, 'whatever it takes'. She understood that all to well, and worked me like the pro she was...after 7 dances, I was a little little in both wallet and body weight (well not that much, I would be under 200 lbs if that was the case.