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Rejected Review

Steak yes! Girls.. not so much.

Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
Obviously, it’s best to have an excuse to go to a strip club and most of the time when I say I’m going for any other reason besides getting my rocks off, I’m lying. But not at this place, I can say with complete honesty, I go here for the steak. No offense ladies, and in your defense I usually go at lunch or happy hour, but getting a dance here has never crossed my mind. I’ve been told it’s the most happening club in town, but when I’ve been there, it smells and all the ladies have more tattoos than naturally colored hairs. It is also a no hustle club, which I sort of like, but sometime I like saying no. All that negative stuff aside, the streak is amazing! And the special sauce is beyond tasty. And, even though they aren’t 10s, eating steak and looking at boobs pretty much rules. They also have a lot of great beers on tap, and for cheap. I’ve also found the client is a mix of super cool friendly people and complete a holes with overalls and a mouth full of tobacco. To summarize, if you want a cool hang with good food and drinks, yes. If you want to look at beautiful naked women, take a hard pass.

Adjudicators

ATACdawg
Not Enough Details Shill Review or Club Ad This review could have been written for a fricken Ponderosa Steak House for all it talked about women and how much the poster paid!
GrayFox
Not Enough Details
501traveler
Not Enough Details How about some prices? Atleast on food and drink if that is all you went there for. Number of dancers and types would be nice. Its Portland and 99% of the dancers have tattoos.