Winning

I was up in Seattle to collect some beats; thank you St. Louis and Toronto. Having plenty of cash in hand, I decided what better thing to do then visit a strip club. Sometimes my little head text control and my car becomes autonomous and I wind up at Pandora’s.

Early afternoon I walked in. Entry fee is listed above in the Details area. More dancers than I was expecting. VIP area is empty. I think I noticed two customers besides me. Found a seat. Got my Coke. Drink prices are listed above. Drink prices are listed above in Details area. I started to take attendance.

Kim Kardashian is always a Plan B. The problem is if she comes by and you tell her not right now she’s not coming back. I saw better options so I passed.