This place is really on the DL

I decided to expand my horizons and hit up a club that honestly made me laugh when I saw it. The name is funny and after a Google search I decided to give it a go. The place doesn't exactly have a parking lot, but there's most likely gonna be an open spot nearby on the street.

Walk in, get your pat down (the guy enforces a dress code), and walk in to a somewhat small place. There's some seats in the front, a bar with a stage behind it, and a LD area in the back. Honestly the talent in general isn't exactly impressive, a few black and latin women. There are a couple that look good though. I got myself a beer for about 9 bucks (a bit much for a Corona but whatever). There's a small dollar parade but it's not intrusive.

Honestly the place felt a bit slow. I was planning on leaving when I finished my beer until I met one of the dancers on the stage. We talked for a bit but I was just trying to get an idea of the place so I suggested we get some dances (20 a pop).