Curb Your Expectations

I was in town for work and was really excited to try Follies after reading some favorable reviews. Got there around 9pm and it was already very packed. Didn't bother parking at Pep Boys because I wasn't going to deal with my car getting towed, so I opted for valet. They charged me $20 for valet, I asked the dude why it wasn't $10 like usual and he said because it's busy and they charge more when it's busy. Went in the door, there was a $20 cover and for the same reason, because they were busy. Asked a dancer if it was normally this busy, and she said it usually is, so I am guessing prices on everything went up. Grabbed a Michelob Ultra (gotta watch my weight) and it was $5.50, cash only. The club had 70% AA dancers, 20% latinos and 10% white. The dancers ranged from 3-7, with maybe two or three 8s or 9s in the mix. This club is soooo small, and it was jam packed. I didn't even know where to go or stand most of the time. All the seats were pretty much taken and so I opted to just stand by one of the stage. A cute blonde walked by and started talking to me. She was about a 7, and on the thicker side. Her name was Jenna she said and I bought a few table dances from her. She did not take her bottoms off and she wanted $300 for vip. Second dance I got was from a cute and skinny latino named Indigo. She was alright, she took her bottoms off and did some stick shifting, but was distracted for the most part, always looking around. Got another dance from a Cuban chick named Isabella, and she was very cute, about an 8, but didn't take her bottoms off. After a few more dances sprinkle throughout, I finished off with some dances with a Nicole with perfect tits and ass. She ripped me off and charged me $20/dance after I already had 3 dances from her. This really put me in a sour taste and so I decided to leave. Every girl that I asked about VIP from, they wanted $300. I wasn't going to pay that, and wasn't good enough to negotiate down to $200. It was such a busy night that they basically was going to get $300 or nothing at all it seems. Overall, not really happy with this trip and didn't think it was as legendary as some people said it was.