Slow Sunday Night

The place is very comfortable. On the edge of town with a dirt parking lot and easy parking. Typical exterior with beer posters and a board showing the daily specials. I was told the club has been open since May 2018. Don't let the name fool you. It's a typical low budget strip club. I went inside and there was no cover and a nice bar area. Mixed drinks were $6 (beer was less). The bartender was nice and there was a TV to watch and two pool tables. I then noticed the stage in a separate room. The place is small, but so far it appears to be a cozy strip club.

I notice the two girls working (Nikki and Jade). Jade is a little hotty, but she was sitting with a regular. Nikki danced and I was not impressed. She was lazy, complained about the music and never took off her shirt. Later she said she usually wears a bikini top but that she did not feel like putting it on. After her dance Nikki sat with me and I asked for a dance. I wanted to get the ball rolling and hopefully dance with Jade or girls coming on shift later. Nikki ignored me and started talking non-stop about the history of the club, all the places she has worked in town, etc. Then the bartender comes and asks if I would like to buy Nikki a dancer drink. I asked how much and she said $25. I declined and said I would rather get a dance with Nikki. Again, I was ignored and the stories continued.

Jade danced and she was cute but never took off her shirt. I asked Nikki why the topless club was not topless and she said because they have to wear pasties and no one likes to wear the latex pasties so they just leave their shirt on. By now an hour had passed and I was either getting a dance or leaving. I asked again about the dances and was told that a regular dance in the booth was $30 and that I was lucky because she allowed a little touching. I was expecting $25 and I would have bought 4-5 from the two girls and more if there had been more girls. But the fact they were charging premium dance rates for such an average club turned me off. I gave Nikki a small tip and told her I just wasn't feeling the love. I left and probably will never go back. I'll spend my money in places where they make me feel special (at least for three minutes).