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Rejected Review

Fuego is still alive, somehow

Closed
Super Fuego
5005 Jackson St Hyattsville, MD 20781
Hey guys. Went to Fuego at 2am on a Thursday night because I was drunk and wanted some wall dances. Wanted to check out the selection as well. The club wasn't dead but wasn't popping either. Maybe 15 patrons and 10 girls milling about. I liked those odds. Got dances with a skinny dark chick, didn't get her name, told her to text me but she didn't, lol. 15 a pop wall dances after 10 dollar VIP band. Then I got roped into dances with an Ethiopian broad, went with it just for the novelty. again, 15 a pop, let her keep 50 for 3. The best of the bunch was a STACKED lightskinned dominican named "amber". Wow wow wow. She was frreaking amazing. None of the girls were ok with groping boobs at all, even though they were all wearing pasties with their tops off. Go figure. The ethiopian had a bit of an attitude. The skinny dark chick was the most enthusiastic, Amber had the best body. They still don't have ice. WHAT THE FUCK, GET SOME ICE YOU GHETTO FUCKERS. Anyways, Fuego is still alive but Showcase shits on it all day. Only reason to go to Fuego is if Showcase is closed. Happy Hobbying fellas.

Adjudicators

trickystick
Incoherent
wallanon
Incoherent I used to go to Fuego, and can't make any sense of whether I should bother to ever go back again. Why does Showcase "shit on" Fuego all day? Name checks and whining about ice doesn't make a useful review.
JC2003
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